Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
