He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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