So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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