More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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