sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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