I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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