White coat. Heels.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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