After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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