is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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