The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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