And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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