My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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