I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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