Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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