we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
third nipple confirmed
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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