well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
i think my cat just said my name.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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