WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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