Do you still have your period?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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