CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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