Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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