dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
please don't ironically join a cult
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