is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
