She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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