Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
The adults are the big ones right?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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