Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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