This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize