so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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