You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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