She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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