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I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Ketchup is God's man juice
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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