Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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