doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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