i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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