Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Blood and glitter go together right?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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