do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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