Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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