69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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