Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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