Nicole vs. Life
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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