Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He passed out mid-signature
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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