I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Your topless pictures make me question reality
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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