I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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