I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
