We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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