so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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