yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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