She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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