his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
