can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
