Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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