no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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