guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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