All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
