It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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