i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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